The Story of My Life...

In any of my posts have I mentioned that I am a klutz? Grace? Elegance? Who needs those? ME!

Let me tell you a little story, the story of my life...The other day we had people coming over; so, of course I started to clean. I went to pick up Tim's fishing poles off of the table and I got them caught in the running fan above my head. The line broke and the hook went in my finger. I bled. Ridiculous! Then I almost broke two plates, tripped twice, spilled the pitcher at dinner, and when I was trying to open the juice....half of it went down my shirt. I was SO sticky that I had to go take a shower.  It was seriously funny. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Next story, we have a 1993 truck. This means that you have to use a key to open the gas tank to get to the gas cap. The gas cap is not actually connected to the car in anyway; so, when you take it off you should put the cap in the bed of the truck just in case you forget to put it back on. HA!

The other day, I was coming out of a store, and I noticed that the lid to the gas tank was not shut. I went to close it, and I noticed that the gas cap wasn't there! I sat there for a moment thinking...really? Did I not put it back on? REALLY? I have been the one using the truck lately...so it had to be me. I played it over and over in my head...I sincerely can't remember not putting the cap back on. However, unless people in Rexburg are siphoning gas...it had to be me! I felt so ridiculous! I even went to the one and only gas station that I use and asked them if someone had turned a gas cap in.....they hadn't. SO LAME! I felt so silly. It is a good thing that we ordered a new cap online....because gas is expensive and it evaporates if you don't have a cap!

If anyone has extra grace and elegance lying around....it would be great if you could lend some to me!